And just how did you manage to burn a hole in a greatcoat, of all things?! Those things are practically indestructible.

Also the ability to render white kit shabby grey just by looking at it will guarantee you'll find a home in the 50th (the Dirty Half Hundred) should you ever wish to defect and become a redcoat.

Also also. Did you make Detling? 'Cause my feet ached too much to wander over to the French camp to ask...